The soft, ring-spun cotton of this t-shirt is also long-lasting. With a classic fit and seam-free body, you'll want to wear it every day. 100% soft ring-spun cotton (Sport Gray is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Dark/Navy Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton.) Modern classic fit Tubular body Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems Taped neck and shoulders Ribbed collar Wash cool, hang dry or tumble dry low Cool iron inside-out

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Serve up a hilarious excuse with this witty “THE HUMAN BODY IS ROUGHLY 60% WATER - I’M NOT FAT I’M FLOODED” design! Featuring tall, heavily distressed block typography with a thin horizontal separator line, this graphic delivers a clever and playful scientific justification. The heavily weathered, marble-cracked grunge texture on the dark lettering gives the design a cool, retro-industrial aesthetic. It is perfect for anyone who loves self-deprecating humor, sarcastic body positivity jokes, and witty statements that make people laugh out loud. A great choice for casual outings, gym sessions, weekend wear, family gatherings, or everyday wear. Ideal for jokester friends, sarcastic thinkers, lovers of funny quotes, and anyone who appreciates a hilarious spin on body logic.