The soft, ring-spun cotton of this t-shirt is also long-lasting. With a classic fit and seam-free body, you'll want to wear it every day. 100% soft ring-spun cotton (Sport Gray is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Dark/Navy Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton.) Modern classic fit Tubular body Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems Taped neck and shoulders Ribbed collar Wash cool, hang dry or tumble dry low Cool iron inside-out

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Show off your witty sense of humor and lighthearted take on dieting with this hilarious "I've decided I'm going to avoid everything that makes me fat: pictures, mirrors, scales..." graphic design. Designed for food lovers, sarcasm enthusiasts, and anyone who prefers a good laugh over strict diet rules, this design delivers a playful, relatable aesthetic. Featuring bold, textured white typography with a distressed handwritten finish set against a dark background, the witty punchline creates a sharp, high-contrast look. Perfect for a gift items. An ideal gift for birthdays, holidays, cheat days, or any friend who appreciates clever diet humor and sarcastic ironies.