The soft, ring-spun cotton of this t-shirt is also long-lasting. With a classic fit and seam-free body, you'll want to wear it every day. 100% soft ring-spun cotton (Sport Gray is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Dark/Navy Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton.) Modern classic fit Tubular body Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems Taped neck and shoulders Ribbed collar Wash cool, hang dry or tumble dry low Cool iron inside-out

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Keep the peace and grab a snack with this funny “MARRIAGE RULE #2: NEVER ARGUE HUNGRY” design! Featuring oversized distressed typography, a bold framed headline, and a rugged vintage-inspired layout, this design turns a relatable relationship rule into a humorous marriage statement. The deep red background combined with aged cream lettering creates a strong retro appearance, while the playful message captures one of the unwritten rules of married life: important discussions are always easier after eating. A fun choice for anniversaries, birthdays, weddings, date nights, Valentine’s Day, family gatherings, or casual everyday occasions. Perfect for husbands, wives, newlyweds, married couples, and anyone who enjoys sarcastic relationship humor, marriage jokes, and funny couple quotes.