The soft, ring-spun cotton of this t-shirt is also long-lasting. With a classic fit and seam-free body, you'll want to wear it every day. 100% soft ring-spun cotton (Sport Gray is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Dark/Navy Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton.) Modern classic fit Tubular body Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems Taped neck and shoulders Ribbed collar Wash cool, hang dry or tumble dry low Cool iron inside-out

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Showcase your unapologetic humor and witty attitude with this hilarious “MY PARENTS SAID I COULD BE ANYTHING SO I BECAME AN ASSHOLE” graphic design! Featuring bold, stacked condensed block typography styled with heavy distress textures, a brushed paint background banner, and decorative star underlines, this artwork delivers an edgy, laugh-out-loud statement. The high-contrast weathered white and black lettering set against a dark background gives the layout a rugged, grunge-style aesthetic that stands out effortlessly on apparel and casual accessories. It makes the ultimate funny gift for friends, siblings, sarcasm lovers, or anyone with a bold and cheeky sense of humor.