The soft, ring-spun cotton of this t-shirt is also long-lasting. With a classic fit and seam-free body, you'll want to wear it every day. 100% soft ring-spun cotton (Sport Gray is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Dark/Navy Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton.) Modern classic fit Tubular body Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems Taped neck and shoulders Ribbed collar Wash cool, hang dry or tumble dry low Cool iron inside-out

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Show off your witty sense of humor and self-deprecating sarcasm with this hilarious “THE HUMAN BODY IS ROUGHLY 60% WATER - I’M NOT FAT I’M FLOODED” design! Featuring bold, weathered block typography with a distressed grunge texture, this graphic delivers a hilarious and relatable excuse for anyone who prefers laughter over counting calories. The high-contrast white lettering paired with a rugged, vintage distressed finish gives the artwork a classic retro aesthetic. It makes the perfect gift for sarcastic friends, family members, foodies, or anyone who enjoys lighthearted jokes and witty quotes!